"I love my penis"

"Pull your head out"

"Stop unwanted pregnancy aim for the chin"

"Save a child shoot a drug dealer"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

"I can't seem to get it up. Can you help me?"

"Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship"

"KCUF UOY, you dyslexic bastard"

"At first you don't succeed, try something else. Dumbass!